First off, what an awful call. Now, with that said, let me make something very clear. That game was NOT rigged. FIFA may be a bunch of bumbling weirdos, but they aren't stupid. If anything, the fix would have gone the other way. These guys are realists and the recognize that America out of the tournament takes a lot of money of of the pockets of the tournament organizers. Its such a shame, really, that referees have so much discretion yet are not accountable for their decisions. The guy screwed up. Really bad. The United States deserved to win, and really, WE did win in one of the most spectacular comebacks in World Cup history. But it wasn't rigged.
While the outcome wasn't controlled by an outside party, its time for FIFA to fix certain things about the game. For one thing, its time to start exploring instant replay. Not immediate, but I think on set pieces or offsides it wouldn't be unreasonable to get a clear interpretation under the proper circumstances. The details would need to be worked out, but it wasn't long ago that we all heard replay was too expensive for college football. Just sayin. To get this to happen, it's time for countries individual soccer organizations to play hardball with FIFA. They know that they have a monopoly on the game and as such can be as stubborn as old creep Sepp Blatter wants to be. It's time for the game to improve, and to all the purists in America, watch Edu's goal 100 more times today (roughly half the times its been on TV) and tell me it's an awful idea.
Here are some interesting things that I have learned during the World Cup.
The player most thrilled to represent North Korea isn't even from there. Jong Tae-Se, last seeing sobbing throughout DPRK's national anthem, was born in Japan to Korean parents, part of a large expat group called Zainichi. Having grown up in privately funded schools that sympathized with the North, Jong opted against representing his homeland in favor of bringing glory to the dear leader. Jong is the only player on his team with a cell phone, wows his teammates with video games and Tupac, has a blog, and loves speaking English. (He has hinted at playing in "England, Australia, or the USA" next) Whatever happens the rest of the world cup, follow #9 for the Chollima, the most interesting man in the tournament.
This first wave of games have been incredibly boring. With the exception of Greece-Nigeria, there hasn't been a single lead change in the tournament. With elimination becoming a serious prospect for many of these clubs, look for games to open up, and chances to be taken.
The United States National Team is in a funny spot, and quite frankly I don't think the Yanks have any business advancing into the knockout rounds. However, it appears that there is a good chance of that happening. I think its been established that the boring, really eastern blocish Slovenians are the class of the group. England looks very tired and uninterested in the tournament, and Algeria has had to scrap for everything thus far. There is still every opportunity to advance should the US take care of business against Algeria.
Speaking of the Desert Foxes, it is worth noting that what amounts to a French B squad has had a better tournament than Les Blues. While they both have collected an underwhelming one point, Algerian fans have to feel much better about their tournament than the heavyweight French side. With the entire group seemingly unwilling to win a game the Algerians still have a shot. France looks far less likely to make much of their surroundings.
I really don't care about the NBA. The Lakers won again, and millions of 'die hard' Laker fans came out of the woodwork. The silver lining to this means that the grueling NBA season is over, and college football is right around the corner. As much disdain as I have for the NBA, lets get excited about the draft. I can't wait to see my Timberwolves reach for Gordon Hayward or some creepy European big man.
Keep reading, NBA draft stuff on the way!
Friday, June 18, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
ITS FINALLY HERE!!!!
I'd like to start tonight's proceedings by thanking whoever my 7th follower is. Heaven forbid I reach double digits; I will quit my day job. Which is funny because...well...lets not get into that one. Some ramblings and my world cup preview on el docket. (See what I did there, Suns/Spurs/Laker fans?!)
I'm going to hold off on discussing PAC-10 expansion. I will say this: when news of 6 new teams joining the conference of champions broke, I was staunchly opposed. However, the more I think about it, the more I like it. If it becomes the Sweet 16 or whatever, that means our football team only has to play the Oregon Ducks, USC, the Cal Bears, and other teams/school I despise for no reason once every 4 years. That would be awesome. Also, we would get a new network, which means no more watching FSN 'broadcasts' with all that scotch tape covering camera lenses. More on that as it develops.
Apparently there was an oil spill somewhere recently, and all those annoying people who love protesting for the sake of protesting jumped on board the blame-mobile. Look, that eurotrash MNC British Petroleum, our President, and lazy employees deserve blame. But instead of trying to figure out whose fault it was why don't we try and fix the problem, whether its alternative energy, drilling in safer areas, or whatever. There's plenty of time for messy lawsuits and weirdo's embarrassing themselves on CNN and Fox News later on down the road.
If you despise Kobe Bryant and the LA Lakers, who were stolen from the great city of Minneapolis decades ago, then I suggest you read Bill Simmons live chats during the NBA finals. Glorious. Honestly, anyone with a soul/pulse/ounce of good within their bodies will find his musings and polls to be nothing short of riveting.
Count this guy as THRILLED with USC's punishment. The loss of 30 scholarships is huge, and will hopefully set them back years if not decades. Lets get all of those BP/Arizona Immigration protestors together with those creepy Tea Party folks and stop USC from finding an ambulance chaser that can appeal this thing.
Ok, that was a lot. Keep up; this is where it really gets good.
I'm going to give you a group-by-group breakdown, featuring each team, its nickname, who I think will advance, a key player for each squad, and a fun fact about all 32 sides in the cup!
Group A:
South Africa
Bafana Bafana
X Factor: Teko Modise, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Until fairly recently, starting goalkeeper Itumeleng Khune harbored plans to pursue a cricket career.
Mexico
El Tri
X Factor: Gio dos Santos, Winger
Fun Fact: Mexico has never lost to the United States at home ground Estadio Azteca. Outside of Italy I cannot think of a team I despise more
Uruguay
Los Charruas
X Factor: Sebastian Abreu, Forward.
Fun Fact: Uruguay’s motto is ‘libertad o muerte’, which when translated doesn’t sound much different from a famous quote from American patriot Patrick Henry.
France
Les Bleus
X Factor: Florent Malouda, Winger
Fun Fact: striker and funnyman Thierry Henry will ply his trade in New York City next season for the vaunted Red Bulls
Prediction: Mexico and Uruguay move forward, Bafana Bafana becomes the first host to fail to advance. Regardless, I am cheering for the underdog hosts to get as far as possible.
Group B:
Argentina
Albiceleste
X Factor: Juan Sebastian Veron, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Should Argentina win the whole thing, basketcase coach (and recipient of gastric bypass surgery) Diego Maradona has promised to run naked throughout the streets.
Nigeria
Super Eagles
X Factor: Obafemi Martins, Forward
Fun Fact: All three goalkeepers on the roster play pro ball in Israel.
South Korea
Taeguk Warriors
X Factor: Park Chu-Young, Forward
Fun Fact: Midfielder Park Ji Sung was quietly the second highest earning member of Manchester United in 2009, after Wayne Rooney
Greece
To Piratiko
X Factor: Sotiris Ninis, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Despite not being a traditional power, the Greeks took home championship hardware at Euro 2008.
Prediction: Argentina and South Korea advance. If Argentina’s coach gets it right, accidentally or otherwise, they can win the whole thing.
Group C:
England
The Three Lions
X Factor: Glen Johnson, Right Back
Fun Fact: Whenever England faces off against Germany, fans engage in an unruly chant dubbed “Two World Wars and One World Cup.” Soccer hooligans are strange folk.
USA
The Yanks
X Factor: Carlos Bocanegra, Left Back.
Fun Fact: Winger Clint ‘deuce’ Dempsey moonlights as a (terrible) rapper.
Algeria
Desert Foxes
X Factor: Karim Ziani, Attacking Midfielder
Fun Fact: 17 members of Algeria’s 23-man squad were born in France.
Slovenia
Zmajceki
X Factor: Robert Koren, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Slovenia is rather new to the world scene, having achieved independence in 1991.
Prediction: England and the United States are the top best teams in this group, and should be able to get out of the group stage. Don’t discount the France JV squad I mean Algeria, a team deep with solid English Premier League veterans.
Group D:
Germany
Die Mannschaft (They might want to go ahead and find something that doesn’t translate so um…well)
X Factor: Mesut Ozil, Midfielder
Fun Fact: In great news, Adolf Hitler would be rolling in his grave. Germany features players of Polish, Turkish, Spanish, Nigerian, Ghanaian, and Brazilian descent.
Australia
The Socceroos
X Factor: Harry Kewell, Forward.
Fun Fact: If Kewell isn’t good to go, Jesus will be on the side of the Aussies. Joshua “Jesus” Kennedy, that is.
Serbia
Beli Orlovi
X Factor: Nemanja Vidic, Defender
Fun Fact: Towering Defender Neven Subotic moved as a teenager to Utah and at one point intended to play ball for the Yanks.
Ghana
The Black Stars
X Factor: Sulley Muntari, Midfieler
Fun Fact: Goalkeeper Richard Kingson’s name was misspelled on his 2006 World Cup Jersey. Younger brother and fellow pro Laryea opted to keep the mistake, going with ‘Kingston’ as his adopted last name.
Prediction: Germany and Serbia advance. You know those teams in tournaments that everyone begins talking about as a ‘team nobody is talking about’? That’s Serbia. Also notable to watch: How Germany handles Ghana’s Kevin-Prince Boateng. Not only will the winger be matched up directly with his brother, Jerome (the two were born and raised in Germany) but KP knocked former German captain Michael Ballack out of the tournament on a nasty tackle. How physical the German’s get with a former brother in arms will go a long way in determining the direction of this group.
Group E:
Netherlands
Clockwork Orange
X Factor: Dirk Kuyt, Forward
Fun Fact: Reserve forward Ryan Babel and American midfielder DaMarcus Beasley might be the same guy.
Denmark
The Danish Dynamite
X Factor: Patrick Mtiliga, Defender
Fun Fact: Coach Morten Olsen played for Denmark in the 1986 World Cup
Japan
The Blue Samurai
X Factor: Yui Nakazawa, Defender
Fun Fact: Nakazawa’s backfield mate, Marcus Tulio Tanaka, was born in Brazil and moved to Japan as a youth.
Cameroon
The Indomitable Lions
X Factor: Carlos Kameni, Goalkeeper
Fun Fact: Cameroon’s trip to the quarterfinals in 1990, led by the ageless Roger Milla, is the furthest any African team has gotten in a World Cup
Prediction: Cameroon advances, and carries the banner as best African team in the tournament. Goalkeeper Kameni plays for big time Espanyol in Spain, Samuel Eto’o is among the most dangerous players in the tourney, and 20-year-old center back Nicolas Nkoulou is a rising star. The Netherlands will also advance. If Toby Flenderson look-alikes Arjen Robben and Wesley Sneijder can stop bickering over whose hairline is disappearing the fastest, the Netherlands has the goods to go all the way.
Group F:
Italy
The Azzurri
X Factor: Danielle de Rossi, Midfielder
Fun Fact: American striker and traitor Giuseppe Rossi didn’t make the team! He is on record stating that he will watch the tournament from the United States. I am not questioning his decision-making nor am I celebrating the fact he is watching on a couch like me at all. That last part, btw, was said with my ‘lying face’.
Paraguay
La Albirroja
X Factor: Oscar Cardozo, Striker
Fun Fact: The landlocked nation has made it to 4 straight world cups.
New Zealand
The All Whites (I would like to pick defender Winston Reid’s brain about this name choice)
X Factor: Ryan Nelson, Defender
Fun Fact: Midfielder Jeremy Christie earns his living playing for a semi-pro team in the United States called the Tampa Bay Rowdies. I’m only about 40% sure that’s even a real team.
Slovakia
Repre
X Factor: Martin Skrtel, Defender
Fun Fact: Slovakia and Slovenia have a golden opportunity this summer to prove that they are, as has long been the rumor, different countries.
Prediction: If Italy doesn’t win this group I will be shocked. Paraguay is the other team that makes it out of this garbage grab bag. New Zealand might just be the worst team in the tournament; I expect them to be about as successful as Travis Henry’s attempt at being a good father.
Group G:
Brazil
Selecao
X Factor: Dani Alves, Supersub
Fun Fact: This team is so deep that starters for AC Milan, Real Madrid, and Manchester United didn’t even make it onto the bench.
North Korea
The Chollima
X Factor: Hong Yong-Jo, Forward
Fun Fact: Many of the players on this team are on a pro club in North Korea called April 25, made up of members of the military. Also, with the exception of Jong Tae-se, who hails from Japan, the entire team appears to get the exact same mediocre 2-dollar haircut.
Ivory Coast
The Elephants
X Factor: Boubacar Barry, Goalkeeper
Fun Fact: Midfielder Abdul-Kader Keita has a great collection of Newera fitted baseball caps.
Portugal
Selecao Das Quinas
X Factor: Lleidson, Forward
Fun Fact: The Portuguese side has players from several countries, notably the Congo, Angola, Mozambique, Brazil, and Cape Verde in the past few years. Most notable among that group is Brazilian maestro Deco.
Prediction: Brazil gets out, and if the Ivory Coast can get anything out of injured superstar Didier Drogba, they also advance. I would go so far as to label the Elephants as dark horse title contenders if they had better keeping. This group intrigues me because we have no idea how North Korea will do. They gave up almost no goals in qualifying, train in complete secrecy, and are aided by a budding superstar in Jong who is sure to attract interest from Europe with a big tournament.
Group H:
Spain
La Furia Roja
X Factor: Joan Capdevilla, Left Back
Fun Fact: For all the firepower, tradition among domestic clubs, and legendary talent, the Spaniards best finish in a World Cup is 4th back in 1950.
Switzerland
Schweizer Nati
X Factor: Tranquilo Barnetta, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Midfielder Gelson Fernandes was born in the Cape Verde Islands. I have never seen a nation’s supply of athletes get pillaged, or a mass exodus of citizens to Europe, on such a large scale. If the tiny Atlantic archipelago could get its guys to play for the home team they would be a force to be reckoned with.
Honduras
Los Catrachios
X Factor: Hendry Thomas, Defensive Midfielder
Fun Fact: I can’t stand the guy, and neither can anyone who follows the team, but American defender Jonathan Bornstein is a hero down in Honduras after scoring a game-winner against Costa Rica, which knocked Ticos out and placing Honduras in the World Cup. Fast Forward to about 20 seconds, take a deep breath, and take in this reaction to Bornstein’s goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjOv0rJYyF8 NOTE: Other than GOAL and ESTADOS UNITOS, I have absolutely no idea what these guys are saying, but happiness and going crazy during games doesn’t need any translation.
Chile
La Roja
X Factor: Arturo Vidal, Defender
Fun Fact: Striker Humberto Suazo is probably the fattest player in the tournament.
Predictions: Spain advances and is a legitimate title contender. Chile is my sleeper pick to do some damage, they are the other team getting out of group H.
Brazil wins it all.
I hope, if you have the opportunity, you check out tomorrow’s South Africa game. The pageantry, atmosphere, and skill level should be outstanding. Keep reading, and I’ll keep writing.
I'm going to hold off on discussing PAC-10 expansion. I will say this: when news of 6 new teams joining the conference of champions broke, I was staunchly opposed. However, the more I think about it, the more I like it. If it becomes the Sweet 16 or whatever, that means our football team only has to play the Oregon Ducks, USC, the Cal Bears, and other teams/school I despise for no reason once every 4 years. That would be awesome. Also, we would get a new network, which means no more watching FSN 'broadcasts' with all that scotch tape covering camera lenses. More on that as it develops.
Apparently there was an oil spill somewhere recently, and all those annoying people who love protesting for the sake of protesting jumped on board the blame-mobile. Look, that eurotrash MNC British Petroleum, our President, and lazy employees deserve blame. But instead of trying to figure out whose fault it was why don't we try and fix the problem, whether its alternative energy, drilling in safer areas, or whatever. There's plenty of time for messy lawsuits and weirdo's embarrassing themselves on CNN and Fox News later on down the road.
If you despise Kobe Bryant and the LA Lakers, who were stolen from the great city of Minneapolis decades ago, then I suggest you read Bill Simmons live chats during the NBA finals. Glorious. Honestly, anyone with a soul/pulse/ounce of good within their bodies will find his musings and polls to be nothing short of riveting.
Count this guy as THRILLED with USC's punishment. The loss of 30 scholarships is huge, and will hopefully set them back years if not decades. Lets get all of those BP/Arizona Immigration protestors together with those creepy Tea Party folks and stop USC from finding an ambulance chaser that can appeal this thing.
Ok, that was a lot. Keep up; this is where it really gets good.
I'm going to give you a group-by-group breakdown, featuring each team, its nickname, who I think will advance, a key player for each squad, and a fun fact about all 32 sides in the cup!
Group A:
South Africa
Bafana Bafana
X Factor: Teko Modise, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Until fairly recently, starting goalkeeper Itumeleng Khune harbored plans to pursue a cricket career.
Mexico
El Tri
X Factor: Gio dos Santos, Winger
Fun Fact: Mexico has never lost to the United States at home ground Estadio Azteca. Outside of Italy I cannot think of a team I despise more
Uruguay
Los Charruas
X Factor: Sebastian Abreu, Forward.
Fun Fact: Uruguay’s motto is ‘libertad o muerte’, which when translated doesn’t sound much different from a famous quote from American patriot Patrick Henry.
France
Les Bleus
X Factor: Florent Malouda, Winger
Fun Fact: striker and funnyman Thierry Henry will ply his trade in New York City next season for the vaunted Red Bulls
Prediction: Mexico and Uruguay move forward, Bafana Bafana becomes the first host to fail to advance. Regardless, I am cheering for the underdog hosts to get as far as possible.
Group B:
Argentina
Albiceleste
X Factor: Juan Sebastian Veron, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Should Argentina win the whole thing, basketcase coach (and recipient of gastric bypass surgery) Diego Maradona has promised to run naked throughout the streets.
Nigeria
Super Eagles
X Factor: Obafemi Martins, Forward
Fun Fact: All three goalkeepers on the roster play pro ball in Israel.
South Korea
Taeguk Warriors
X Factor: Park Chu-Young, Forward
Fun Fact: Midfielder Park Ji Sung was quietly the second highest earning member of Manchester United in 2009, after Wayne Rooney
Greece
To Piratiko
X Factor: Sotiris Ninis, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Despite not being a traditional power, the Greeks took home championship hardware at Euro 2008.
Prediction: Argentina and South Korea advance. If Argentina’s coach gets it right, accidentally or otherwise, they can win the whole thing.
Group C:
England
The Three Lions
X Factor: Glen Johnson, Right Back
Fun Fact: Whenever England faces off against Germany, fans engage in an unruly chant dubbed “Two World Wars and One World Cup.” Soccer hooligans are strange folk.
USA
The Yanks
X Factor: Carlos Bocanegra, Left Back.
Fun Fact: Winger Clint ‘deuce’ Dempsey moonlights as a (terrible) rapper.
Algeria
Desert Foxes
X Factor: Karim Ziani, Attacking Midfielder
Fun Fact: 17 members of Algeria’s 23-man squad were born in France.
Slovenia
Zmajceki
X Factor: Robert Koren, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Slovenia is rather new to the world scene, having achieved independence in 1991.
Prediction: England and the United States are the top best teams in this group, and should be able to get out of the group stage. Don’t discount the France JV squad I mean Algeria, a team deep with solid English Premier League veterans.
Group D:
Germany
Die Mannschaft (They might want to go ahead and find something that doesn’t translate so um…well)
X Factor: Mesut Ozil, Midfielder
Fun Fact: In great news, Adolf Hitler would be rolling in his grave. Germany features players of Polish, Turkish, Spanish, Nigerian, Ghanaian, and Brazilian descent.
Australia
The Socceroos
X Factor: Harry Kewell, Forward.
Fun Fact: If Kewell isn’t good to go, Jesus will be on the side of the Aussies. Joshua “Jesus” Kennedy, that is.
Serbia
Beli Orlovi
X Factor: Nemanja Vidic, Defender
Fun Fact: Towering Defender Neven Subotic moved as a teenager to Utah and at one point intended to play ball for the Yanks.
Ghana
The Black Stars
X Factor: Sulley Muntari, Midfieler
Fun Fact: Goalkeeper Richard Kingson’s name was misspelled on his 2006 World Cup Jersey. Younger brother and fellow pro Laryea opted to keep the mistake, going with ‘Kingston’ as his adopted last name.
Prediction: Germany and Serbia advance. You know those teams in tournaments that everyone begins talking about as a ‘team nobody is talking about’? That’s Serbia. Also notable to watch: How Germany handles Ghana’s Kevin-Prince Boateng. Not only will the winger be matched up directly with his brother, Jerome (the two were born and raised in Germany) but KP knocked former German captain Michael Ballack out of the tournament on a nasty tackle. How physical the German’s get with a former brother in arms will go a long way in determining the direction of this group.
Group E:
Netherlands
Clockwork Orange
X Factor: Dirk Kuyt, Forward
Fun Fact: Reserve forward Ryan Babel and American midfielder DaMarcus Beasley might be the same guy.
Denmark
The Danish Dynamite
X Factor: Patrick Mtiliga, Defender
Fun Fact: Coach Morten Olsen played for Denmark in the 1986 World Cup
Japan
The Blue Samurai
X Factor: Yui Nakazawa, Defender
Fun Fact: Nakazawa’s backfield mate, Marcus Tulio Tanaka, was born in Brazil and moved to Japan as a youth.
Cameroon
The Indomitable Lions
X Factor: Carlos Kameni, Goalkeeper
Fun Fact: Cameroon’s trip to the quarterfinals in 1990, led by the ageless Roger Milla, is the furthest any African team has gotten in a World Cup
Prediction: Cameroon advances, and carries the banner as best African team in the tournament. Goalkeeper Kameni plays for big time Espanyol in Spain, Samuel Eto’o is among the most dangerous players in the tourney, and 20-year-old center back Nicolas Nkoulou is a rising star. The Netherlands will also advance. If Toby Flenderson look-alikes Arjen Robben and Wesley Sneijder can stop bickering over whose hairline is disappearing the fastest, the Netherlands has the goods to go all the way.
Group F:
Italy
The Azzurri
X Factor: Danielle de Rossi, Midfielder
Fun Fact: American striker and traitor Giuseppe Rossi didn’t make the team! He is on record stating that he will watch the tournament from the United States. I am not questioning his decision-making nor am I celebrating the fact he is watching on a couch like me at all. That last part, btw, was said with my ‘lying face’.
Paraguay
La Albirroja
X Factor: Oscar Cardozo, Striker
Fun Fact: The landlocked nation has made it to 4 straight world cups.
New Zealand
The All Whites (I would like to pick defender Winston Reid’s brain about this name choice)
X Factor: Ryan Nelson, Defender
Fun Fact: Midfielder Jeremy Christie earns his living playing for a semi-pro team in the United States called the Tampa Bay Rowdies. I’m only about 40% sure that’s even a real team.
Slovakia
Repre
X Factor: Martin Skrtel, Defender
Fun Fact: Slovakia and Slovenia have a golden opportunity this summer to prove that they are, as has long been the rumor, different countries.
Prediction: If Italy doesn’t win this group I will be shocked. Paraguay is the other team that makes it out of this garbage grab bag. New Zealand might just be the worst team in the tournament; I expect them to be about as successful as Travis Henry’s attempt at being a good father.
Group G:
Brazil
Selecao
X Factor: Dani Alves, Supersub
Fun Fact: This team is so deep that starters for AC Milan, Real Madrid, and Manchester United didn’t even make it onto the bench.
North Korea
The Chollima
X Factor: Hong Yong-Jo, Forward
Fun Fact: Many of the players on this team are on a pro club in North Korea called April 25, made up of members of the military. Also, with the exception of Jong Tae-se, who hails from Japan, the entire team appears to get the exact same mediocre 2-dollar haircut.
Ivory Coast
The Elephants
X Factor: Boubacar Barry, Goalkeeper
Fun Fact: Midfielder Abdul-Kader Keita has a great collection of Newera fitted baseball caps.
Portugal
Selecao Das Quinas
X Factor: Lleidson, Forward
Fun Fact: The Portuguese side has players from several countries, notably the Congo, Angola, Mozambique, Brazil, and Cape Verde in the past few years. Most notable among that group is Brazilian maestro Deco.
Prediction: Brazil gets out, and if the Ivory Coast can get anything out of injured superstar Didier Drogba, they also advance. I would go so far as to label the Elephants as dark horse title contenders if they had better keeping. This group intrigues me because we have no idea how North Korea will do. They gave up almost no goals in qualifying, train in complete secrecy, and are aided by a budding superstar in Jong who is sure to attract interest from Europe with a big tournament.
Group H:
Spain
La Furia Roja
X Factor: Joan Capdevilla, Left Back
Fun Fact: For all the firepower, tradition among domestic clubs, and legendary talent, the Spaniards best finish in a World Cup is 4th back in 1950.
Switzerland
Schweizer Nati
X Factor: Tranquilo Barnetta, Midfielder
Fun Fact: Midfielder Gelson Fernandes was born in the Cape Verde Islands. I have never seen a nation’s supply of athletes get pillaged, or a mass exodus of citizens to Europe, on such a large scale. If the tiny Atlantic archipelago could get its guys to play for the home team they would be a force to be reckoned with.
Honduras
Los Catrachios
X Factor: Hendry Thomas, Defensive Midfielder
Fun Fact: I can’t stand the guy, and neither can anyone who follows the team, but American defender Jonathan Bornstein is a hero down in Honduras after scoring a game-winner against Costa Rica, which knocked Ticos out and placing Honduras in the World Cup. Fast Forward to about 20 seconds, take a deep breath, and take in this reaction to Bornstein’s goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjOv0rJYyF8 NOTE: Other than GOAL and ESTADOS UNITOS, I have absolutely no idea what these guys are saying, but happiness and going crazy during games doesn’t need any translation.
Chile
La Roja
X Factor: Arturo Vidal, Defender
Fun Fact: Striker Humberto Suazo is probably the fattest player in the tournament.
Predictions: Spain advances and is a legitimate title contender. Chile is my sleeper pick to do some damage, they are the other team getting out of group H.
Brazil wins it all.
I hope, if you have the opportunity, you check out tomorrow’s South Africa game. The pageantry, atmosphere, and skill level should be outstanding. Keep reading, and I’ll keep writing.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
I Can Only Imagine
So last week I promised my all-star soccer team of "players in other sports", a concept that I blatantly stole from the Sports Guy over at ESPN. Without further ado, here it is. A few notes before we get started: 1) It would be very easy to simply put NBA freaks like Dwight Howard and Lebron on this team, but you have to look at things like body type and mass. Guys with heavy BMIs don't tend to work so well in a sport that depends on endurance. 2) I am going with a standard 4-4-2, it will be the easiest way to organize the team, and this formation is generally what you see Team USA operate out of. 3) I am going to try and account for things Bob Bradley likes, such as overlap from defensive backs, counterattacking offense, and a physical target man to maintain possession up top. 4) Beyond the 3rd grade I have never played soccer. The game is still new to me, and I am constantly learning. If any of my eurotrash readers or soccer-snob friends have further input, if is very much appreciated. Finally: 5) I am not going to use Nate Robinson or Allen Iverson, two guys who fit what Simmons is trying to do to a T. If I am going to shamelessly borrow his idea, I have to do it on my own merits. Take a look at what I came up with:
Goalkeeper: Take a look at the best goalkeepers in the world, for argument's sake we will grab USA's Tim Howard, Edwin Van der Sar of Netherlands, Petr Cech of the Czech Republic, Ricky Kingson of Ghana, Fabian Barthez of France, and Gigi Buffon of Italy. Chances are, aside from knowing who maybe 3 of those guys are, you don't have a means to discern between members of this group. I'll break it down for you: Barthez, who you may remember as the Paul Schaffer lookalike in 2006, and Kingson stand at roughly 5'11. The rest are big dudes, with Van der Sar topping out at 6'6. At this position I am looking for an athletic, above the rim athlete with the fast-twitch muscle coordination to hit the deck when necessary.
My Choice: Richard Jefferson, San Antonio Spurs. RJ stands at about 6'7, which isn't a huge stretch, and actually weighs less than America's backup, a creepy guy named Marcus Hahnemann. Jefferson is one of the notable dunkers in the NBA, plays hard, and at 29 has the necessary maturity to hold down the fort between the pipes. I toyed with Shawn Marion, a better athlete with the same dimensions, but with some of the guys on this team you can't toy with chemistry.
Right Back: At right back you want a stable, composed player who is capable of joining in on the attack. Size is nice, but not necessary. Our Yanks will likely trot out 5'6 Steve Cherundolo. 'Dolo is a stout defender, capable tackler and can provide a spark on offense.
My Choice: Antoine Winfield, Minnesota Vikings. Regarded as one of the all-time great run stopping corners, Winfield provides plenty of coverage and has experience dropping back to slow down breakaways (think deep routes in football). Winfield plays within himself, is rarely 'booked' (Pass interference) and has a nose for the ball in big moments. The college version of this squad would feature Trevin Wade of Arizona, but hes too young. For now I keep him on the under-21 team to get him consistent run.
Center Back: For my first center back, I want a physical athlete who knows how to get position when the ball is in the air, is comfortable in dangerous situations, throws elbows without getting caught, and make plays when the opportunity presents itself. For the States, its going to be the 6'4, 235 pound specimen Oguchi Onyewu.
My Choice: Ed Reed, Baltimore Ravens. E Reed is a potential hall of fame safety for the Ravens, an outfit best known for attention to defense and focus during periods of adversity. Reed has proven himself to be a leader who rises to the occasion in the Red Zone, is rarely flagged, and has several of the longest defensive touchdowns in league history. #20 might just get to don the captains armband for my squad.
'Other" Center Back: At this spot I am looking for a little bit more of a pure cover-man, someone who can isolate the premier striker for an England or a Spain, and effectively remove them from the game.
My Choice: Darrelle Revis, New York Jets. Revis is at his best operating on an island in man coverage, draping his 6'1 frame over receivers and reducing even the brightest star receivers to bit roles. I like his size and speed, as he has the goods to keep pace with a Wayne Rooney, Fernando Torres or Cristiano Ronaldo.
Left Back: This is the position most teams really struggle with. Proving yourself capable at left back ensures years of job security, even if you're not as competent as your teammates. The Netherlands will trot out Gio van Bronckhorst, who is about 3000 years old. Why? Because it is very difficult to train for this position. If he played any other position besides left back, America's Jonathan Bornstein would be watching Saturday's game on a couch in Reseda. (Note to Bornstein: please do that) If helps to be left footed here, and quick, as left backs tend to match up with the most dangerous wingers (look up Aaron Lennon on YouTube to get an idea what I am talking about).
My Choice: Brandon Jennings, Milwaukee Bucks. Young Money is maybe the most dynamic left handed point guard in the NBA. In addition to his left-handedness, Brandon brings all sorts of flair and personality to the table, which really lends itself to soccer like no other team sport. I can just see the nearly Wildcat and his '80s high top fade streaking down the sidelines, stealing the ball from an Italian (who then switches to the 'shot in the back' defense as he waits for the magic spray) and running all the way towards goal, before makes a crazy pass or fakes somebody out of their shorts. His end-to-end speed, flair, handedness, and creativity bode very well for the beautiful game.
Right Midfield: I will use this position as an attacker, similar to the way Coach Bob Bradley will utilize Landon Donovan. I am looking for pure speed. As I just said, left defensive back is the easiest position to trouble, so I am looking for someone who can run circles around defenders, track down deep passes from USA's half, and draw fouls.
My Choice: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagles. I first became enamored with Jackson's game as a high school senior in 2004, when he ran a 4.29 40 at a Los Angeles 7-on-7 tournament. From there, it was a matter of Jackson creating highlight reel plays, making defenders look foolish, and always being a threat to score. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJAlcMyVsdI&feature=related -disregard the late penalty) As a wide receiver, Desean knows how to draw penalties and put his team in a better position to score. I can't think of a better training ground to become a flopping soccer player than playing wide receiver in the flag-happy PAC-10. At about 170 pounds, He might be the only guy on the team who fits the standard dimensions of his position.
Center Midfield: Many of the great teams have a guy pulling all the strings from center mid, coordinating the attack, and really calling the game in a manner similar to a catcher or point guard. Look no further than Germany's Michael Ballack, or Spain's diminutive Xavi. While he may not be the goal scorer, everything but the finish is thanks to the man at center mid.
My Choice: Rajon Rondo, Boston Celtics. With apologies to Simmons, I had to get this guy on the team. I love his defense, I love his attitude, he is a great passer, and when the time is right he is a scorer. I picture Rondo as the free kick specialist of this team, and I see him slotting guys like Desean Jackson behind the defenses on great services. (I really wanted to write services. In the video game, they are through balls, diagonal passes, oftentimes with spin, that evade defenders and work themselves to a streaking attacker. {Ignore the miss, focus on Xavi's pass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FCm4k_m_qg}) Rondo would be more in the Steven Gerrard mold, however, as almost a withdrawn striker. Either way, this is a guy who can split a defense apart with the perfect pass, and finishes at the rim (goal) like no other 6'3 pro can.
Center Defensive Midfielder: For this spot I want a guy who provides some cover when defenders, like a potentially overzealous Jennings, decide to join in on the offensive. The United States will probably use Ricardo Clark here. Ricardo is one of the faster players on the field, who has no problem mixing it up with larger players, and is a good tackler.
My Choice: Bob Sanders, Indianapolis Colts. While his 5'8 height may scare people off, I see Bob as the x-factor on this team. For one thing, none of my forwards are going to be messed with as long as Demond (that is his real name) is on the field. He plays much bigger than his height, but also has a low center of gravity combined with superhuman strength. I really doubt Italy's Danielle deRossi or Ghana's Sulley Muntari would have a shot at knocking him off the ball. Most importantly, Bob is great against the run in football. The way he makes tackles and takes angles, in this guy opinion, translates directly into providing a helping hand for defenders.
Left Midfield: Here I am opting for another burner, with a slightly different skill set than Jackson. I want a complete player who can make diagonal runs supporting the strikers, but can also make tackles early and disrupt potential counters and rushes by our opponents.
My Choice: Devin Hester. First off, NEVER KICK TO HESTER HES SO DANGEROUS!!!!!! The guy was the first 100 speed in Madden for a reason. Pure jets. Hester is a versatile enough athlete that the Bears can't find enough ways to get him the ball, which is too bad for them because the Bears otherwise have an awful team. I like the appeal of an agile punt return type on the wing, I like his physical nature to keep him on the ball, and it wouldn't be soccer without at least one head of dreadlocks. His experience as a college cornerback tells me he would be excellent when the ball is near our goal, defending corners/free kicks. He probably is also crazy enough to stand in the wall.
Right Forward: This is the 'target forward' spot, which Bob Bradley just loves. The target forward's job is to receive long passes, hold the ball up for the cavalry to show up, draw contact, and chip in cheap goals. Anything else is a bonus. This is why Brian Ching nearly made it onto the plane for South Africa. I am looking for a little more speed and creativity, but for the most part I like what the target forward brings to the table.
My Choice: Chad Johnson, Cincinnati Bengals. (I refuse to call him Ochocinco. It is stupid and gets in the way of the NFL, which in my opinion is turning too much into a soap opera, taking away from a truly great game played at the highest level. Chad Johnson it is.) His soccer background is well documented, and 85 has been spotted dribbling around in warmups before Bengals games. While his ball-handling skills won't blow you away, lets imagine a guy with this size, speed and coordination growing up at one of those youth academies English and Spanish teams have. He would be nothing short of outstanding. I love Jozy Altidore's game, but can you imagine if he was 25 pounds heavier, and much faster? Johnson would be great at receiving passes, he is big enough not to be knocked off the ball, and there's no question hes another receiver who could master diving.
Left Forward: For my final slot on the field, I am looking for a compact, muscular, speedy guy who can collect the ball like a midfielder would and go on perfect runs. Look up Wayne Rooney to see exactly what I want from this position.
My Choice: Darren Sproles, San Diego Chargers. Sproles is electrifying, strong, fast, and has beaten the odds to become a critical player in the National Football League. If a 5'5 guy can make it in that league, why not soccer? Rooney is roughly 5'10, however the player he often teams with, Jermain Defoe, stands 5'6 and weighs about 140 lbs. Sproles won't be much of a threat in the air, but I have no doubt his agility and creativity would provide more than enough offense on counterattacks and defensive breakdowns, which he is more than capable of creating by himself. Oregon State's 'Quizz Rodgers is another member of the under-21 team, waiting his turn for the big time.
Subs:
Goalkeeper: Champ Bailey (Denver Broncos), Denard Span (Minnesota Twins/obligatory baseball pick)
Defense: Antonio Cromartie (New York Jets), Chauncey Billups (Denver Nuggets), Steve Blake (Portland Trail Blazers), Russell Westbrook (Oklahoma City Thunder)
Midfield: Stephen Curry (Golden State Warriors), Percy Harvin (Minnesota Vikings), Chris Johnson (Tennessee Titans), Maurice Drew (Jacksonville Jaguars), Reggie Bush (New Orleans Saints)
Forward: Sidney Rice (Minnesota Vikings), Wes Welker (New England Patriots)
That's 24, one more than the allotted roster. Whatever
There you have it. While I recognize just how many directions you could take this, I think this is a reasonable team of great athletes, who are of realistic sizes, who could have made outstanding soccer players. I can't say that I am unhappy with our guys who did pick the global game, and I hope you look forward to watching the upcoming games as much as I do.
Goalkeeper: Take a look at the best goalkeepers in the world, for argument's sake we will grab USA's Tim Howard, Edwin Van der Sar of Netherlands, Petr Cech of the Czech Republic, Ricky Kingson of Ghana, Fabian Barthez of France, and Gigi Buffon of Italy. Chances are, aside from knowing who maybe 3 of those guys are, you don't have a means to discern between members of this group. I'll break it down for you: Barthez, who you may remember as the Paul Schaffer lookalike in 2006, and Kingson stand at roughly 5'11. The rest are big dudes, with Van der Sar topping out at 6'6. At this position I am looking for an athletic, above the rim athlete with the fast-twitch muscle coordination to hit the deck when necessary.
My Choice: Richard Jefferson, San Antonio Spurs. RJ stands at about 6'7, which isn't a huge stretch, and actually weighs less than America's backup, a creepy guy named Marcus Hahnemann. Jefferson is one of the notable dunkers in the NBA, plays hard, and at 29 has the necessary maturity to hold down the fort between the pipes. I toyed with Shawn Marion, a better athlete with the same dimensions, but with some of the guys on this team you can't toy with chemistry.
Right Back: At right back you want a stable, composed player who is capable of joining in on the attack. Size is nice, but not necessary. Our Yanks will likely trot out 5'6 Steve Cherundolo. 'Dolo is a stout defender, capable tackler and can provide a spark on offense.
My Choice: Antoine Winfield, Minnesota Vikings. Regarded as one of the all-time great run stopping corners, Winfield provides plenty of coverage and has experience dropping back to slow down breakaways (think deep routes in football). Winfield plays within himself, is rarely 'booked' (Pass interference) and has a nose for the ball in big moments. The college version of this squad would feature Trevin Wade of Arizona, but hes too young. For now I keep him on the under-21 team to get him consistent run.
Center Back: For my first center back, I want a physical athlete who knows how to get position when the ball is in the air, is comfortable in dangerous situations, throws elbows without getting caught, and make plays when the opportunity presents itself. For the States, its going to be the 6'4, 235 pound specimen Oguchi Onyewu.
My Choice: Ed Reed, Baltimore Ravens. E Reed is a potential hall of fame safety for the Ravens, an outfit best known for attention to defense and focus during periods of adversity. Reed has proven himself to be a leader who rises to the occasion in the Red Zone, is rarely flagged, and has several of the longest defensive touchdowns in league history. #20 might just get to don the captains armband for my squad.
'Other" Center Back: At this spot I am looking for a little bit more of a pure cover-man, someone who can isolate the premier striker for an England or a Spain, and effectively remove them from the game.
My Choice: Darrelle Revis, New York Jets. Revis is at his best operating on an island in man coverage, draping his 6'1 frame over receivers and reducing even the brightest star receivers to bit roles. I like his size and speed, as he has the goods to keep pace with a Wayne Rooney, Fernando Torres or Cristiano Ronaldo.
Left Back: This is the position most teams really struggle with. Proving yourself capable at left back ensures years of job security, even if you're not as competent as your teammates. The Netherlands will trot out Gio van Bronckhorst, who is about 3000 years old. Why? Because it is very difficult to train for this position. If he played any other position besides left back, America's Jonathan Bornstein would be watching Saturday's game on a couch in Reseda. (Note to Bornstein: please do that) If helps to be left footed here, and quick, as left backs tend to match up with the most dangerous wingers (look up Aaron Lennon on YouTube to get an idea what I am talking about).
My Choice: Brandon Jennings, Milwaukee Bucks. Young Money is maybe the most dynamic left handed point guard in the NBA. In addition to his left-handedness, Brandon brings all sorts of flair and personality to the table, which really lends itself to soccer like no other team sport. I can just see the nearly Wildcat and his '80s high top fade streaking down the sidelines, stealing the ball from an Italian (who then switches to the 'shot in the back' defense as he waits for the magic spray) and running all the way towards goal, before makes a crazy pass or fakes somebody out of their shorts. His end-to-end speed, flair, handedness, and creativity bode very well for the beautiful game.
Right Midfield: I will use this position as an attacker, similar to the way Coach Bob Bradley will utilize Landon Donovan. I am looking for pure speed. As I just said, left defensive back is the easiest position to trouble, so I am looking for someone who can run circles around defenders, track down deep passes from USA's half, and draw fouls.
My Choice: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagles. I first became enamored with Jackson's game as a high school senior in 2004, when he ran a 4.29 40 at a Los Angeles 7-on-7 tournament. From there, it was a matter of Jackson creating highlight reel plays, making defenders look foolish, and always being a threat to score. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJAlcMyVsdI&feature=related -disregard the late penalty) As a wide receiver, Desean knows how to draw penalties and put his team in a better position to score. I can't think of a better training ground to become a flopping soccer player than playing wide receiver in the flag-happy PAC-10. At about 170 pounds, He might be the only guy on the team who fits the standard dimensions of his position.
Center Midfield: Many of the great teams have a guy pulling all the strings from center mid, coordinating the attack, and really calling the game in a manner similar to a catcher or point guard. Look no further than Germany's Michael Ballack, or Spain's diminutive Xavi. While he may not be the goal scorer, everything but the finish is thanks to the man at center mid.
My Choice: Rajon Rondo, Boston Celtics. With apologies to Simmons, I had to get this guy on the team. I love his defense, I love his attitude, he is a great passer, and when the time is right he is a scorer. I picture Rondo as the free kick specialist of this team, and I see him slotting guys like Desean Jackson behind the defenses on great services. (I really wanted to write services. In the video game, they are through balls, diagonal passes, oftentimes with spin, that evade defenders and work themselves to a streaking attacker. {Ignore the miss, focus on Xavi's pass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FCm4k_m_qg}) Rondo would be more in the Steven Gerrard mold, however, as almost a withdrawn striker. Either way, this is a guy who can split a defense apart with the perfect pass, and finishes at the rim (goal) like no other 6'3 pro can.
Center Defensive Midfielder: For this spot I want a guy who provides some cover when defenders, like a potentially overzealous Jennings, decide to join in on the offensive. The United States will probably use Ricardo Clark here. Ricardo is one of the faster players on the field, who has no problem mixing it up with larger players, and is a good tackler.
My Choice: Bob Sanders, Indianapolis Colts. While his 5'8 height may scare people off, I see Bob as the x-factor on this team. For one thing, none of my forwards are going to be messed with as long as Demond (that is his real name) is on the field. He plays much bigger than his height, but also has a low center of gravity combined with superhuman strength. I really doubt Italy's Danielle deRossi or Ghana's Sulley Muntari would have a shot at knocking him off the ball. Most importantly, Bob is great against the run in football. The way he makes tackles and takes angles, in this guy opinion, translates directly into providing a helping hand for defenders.
Left Midfield: Here I am opting for another burner, with a slightly different skill set than Jackson. I want a complete player who can make diagonal runs supporting the strikers, but can also make tackles early and disrupt potential counters and rushes by our opponents.
My Choice: Devin Hester. First off, NEVER KICK TO HESTER HES SO DANGEROUS!!!!!! The guy was the first 100 speed in Madden for a reason. Pure jets. Hester is a versatile enough athlete that the Bears can't find enough ways to get him the ball, which is too bad for them because the Bears otherwise have an awful team. I like the appeal of an agile punt return type on the wing, I like his physical nature to keep him on the ball, and it wouldn't be soccer without at least one head of dreadlocks. His experience as a college cornerback tells me he would be excellent when the ball is near our goal, defending corners/free kicks. He probably is also crazy enough to stand in the wall.
Right Forward: This is the 'target forward' spot, which Bob Bradley just loves. The target forward's job is to receive long passes, hold the ball up for the cavalry to show up, draw contact, and chip in cheap goals. Anything else is a bonus. This is why Brian Ching nearly made it onto the plane for South Africa. I am looking for a little more speed and creativity, but for the most part I like what the target forward brings to the table.
My Choice: Chad Johnson, Cincinnati Bengals. (I refuse to call him Ochocinco. It is stupid and gets in the way of the NFL, which in my opinion is turning too much into a soap opera, taking away from a truly great game played at the highest level. Chad Johnson it is.) His soccer background is well documented, and 85 has been spotted dribbling around in warmups before Bengals games. While his ball-handling skills won't blow you away, lets imagine a guy with this size, speed and coordination growing up at one of those youth academies English and Spanish teams have. He would be nothing short of outstanding. I love Jozy Altidore's game, but can you imagine if he was 25 pounds heavier, and much faster? Johnson would be great at receiving passes, he is big enough not to be knocked off the ball, and there's no question hes another receiver who could master diving.
Left Forward: For my final slot on the field, I am looking for a compact, muscular, speedy guy who can collect the ball like a midfielder would and go on perfect runs. Look up Wayne Rooney to see exactly what I want from this position.
My Choice: Darren Sproles, San Diego Chargers. Sproles is electrifying, strong, fast, and has beaten the odds to become a critical player in the National Football League. If a 5'5 guy can make it in that league, why not soccer? Rooney is roughly 5'10, however the player he often teams with, Jermain Defoe, stands 5'6 and weighs about 140 lbs. Sproles won't be much of a threat in the air, but I have no doubt his agility and creativity would provide more than enough offense on counterattacks and defensive breakdowns, which he is more than capable of creating by himself. Oregon State's 'Quizz Rodgers is another member of the under-21 team, waiting his turn for the big time.
Subs:
Goalkeeper: Champ Bailey (Denver Broncos), Denard Span (Minnesota Twins/obligatory baseball pick)
Defense: Antonio Cromartie (New York Jets), Chauncey Billups (Denver Nuggets), Steve Blake (Portland Trail Blazers), Russell Westbrook (Oklahoma City Thunder)
Midfield: Stephen Curry (Golden State Warriors), Percy Harvin (Minnesota Vikings), Chris Johnson (Tennessee Titans), Maurice Drew (Jacksonville Jaguars), Reggie Bush (New Orleans Saints)
Forward: Sidney Rice (Minnesota Vikings), Wes Welker (New England Patriots)
That's 24, one more than the allotted roster. Whatever
There you have it. While I recognize just how many directions you could take this, I think this is a reasonable team of great athletes, who are of realistic sizes, who could have made outstanding soccer players. I can't say that I am unhappy with our guys who did pick the global game, and I hope you look forward to watching the upcoming games as much as I do.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
In Todays News...
I would like to congratulate Joran van der Sloot on becoming the absolute scum of the earth. We all remember the disappearance of Natalee Holloway back in 2005, which not only established the young Dutch brat as a psychopath but devastated the economy of the entire island. Sadly, Holloway was never found, however our boy Joran admitted to an undercover reporter that he was, while not directly to blame for her death, responsible for getting rid of her body and trying to cover it up. Alas, his daddy was able to make any trouble disappear, and as time has passed, much of what may or may not have happened on Aruba has been largely forgotten.
Alas, on the anniversary of Natalee's disappearance, the Aruban youth has been named the primary suspect in another girls death, this time in Peru. Stefany Ramirez was found bloodied in stabbed to death in a room that van der Sloot had booked, and I don't think its any coincidence that he has spent the past 24 hours high-tailing it across South America. Lets all have faith that INTERPOL finds this scumbag and he can finally account for his deeds. The world just doesn't need to have sociopaths like this guy running free. I can't wait for him to be caught, and I hope that this piece of fat, G Unit wannabe Eurotrash is ready for Peruvian jail.
Ken Griffey Junior retired. Whether its his awesome swing, or that "good hustle" encouragement he gave you in the video game, there is no doubt that anyone born between 1978 and 1990 can thank Junior Griffey for some great memories. However, I have seen a lot of "the only clean legend" type statuses up tonight, which makes me wonder about a few things. While I don't suspect the guy was juicing, how can we be so sure? He checks in at 6'3, 230, which is hardly a scrawny build for any sport, and actually makes him larger than many linebackers in the NFL. He also was injured constantly during the 1990s, his career spanning roughly the same time frame as Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi, Barry Bonds, Raffy Palmeiro, McGwire, and all the other known 'roiders who have come to light during the past few years. While age is a significant factor, Griffey has been far from effective, only topping .300 once in a season since 1997. Finally, lets remember that not all of the guys who tested positive for 'roids were beefy home run hitters. The first active player to test positive was Alex Sanchez, who checked in at a whopping 5'8, 155. Marvin Benard was nothing more than a fat, garbage leadoff hitter. Or CDO's own Jerry Hairston, or that annoying 2nd baseman Fernando Vina, or Rondell White, or Nook Logan... the list goes on and on. Point is, Griffey was a great player, and while there is no evidence implicating him in any big, juicing scheme, baseball is a game built on shenanigans and cheating. (see: hidden ball trick) It isn't fair to baseball, and the other players of the era, to simply give Griffey a free pass. That is all.
Bill Simmons attempted to make an all-star soccer team of American athletes whose skill sets lend themselves to the beautiful game. Tomorrow, I create the entire squad, possibly including substitutes if time permits. Keep it real out there in job-land, and keep a seat warm for me.
Alas, on the anniversary of Natalee's disappearance, the Aruban youth has been named the primary suspect in another girls death, this time in Peru. Stefany Ramirez was found bloodied in stabbed to death in a room that van der Sloot had booked, and I don't think its any coincidence that he has spent the past 24 hours high-tailing it across South America. Lets all have faith that INTERPOL finds this scumbag and he can finally account for his deeds. The world just doesn't need to have sociopaths like this guy running free. I can't wait for him to be caught, and I hope that this piece of fat, G Unit wannabe Eurotrash is ready for Peruvian jail.
Ken Griffey Junior retired. Whether its his awesome swing, or that "good hustle" encouragement he gave you in the video game, there is no doubt that anyone born between 1978 and 1990 can thank Junior Griffey for some great memories. However, I have seen a lot of "the only clean legend" type statuses up tonight, which makes me wonder about a few things. While I don't suspect the guy was juicing, how can we be so sure? He checks in at 6'3, 230, which is hardly a scrawny build for any sport, and actually makes him larger than many linebackers in the NFL. He also was injured constantly during the 1990s, his career spanning roughly the same time frame as Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi, Barry Bonds, Raffy Palmeiro, McGwire, and all the other known 'roiders who have come to light during the past few years. While age is a significant factor, Griffey has been far from effective, only topping .300 once in a season since 1997. Finally, lets remember that not all of the guys who tested positive for 'roids were beefy home run hitters. The first active player to test positive was Alex Sanchez, who checked in at a whopping 5'8, 155. Marvin Benard was nothing more than a fat, garbage leadoff hitter. Or CDO's own Jerry Hairston, or that annoying 2nd baseman Fernando Vina, or Rondell White, or Nook Logan... the list goes on and on. Point is, Griffey was a great player, and while there is no evidence implicating him in any big, juicing scheme, baseball is a game built on shenanigans and cheating. (see: hidden ball trick) It isn't fair to baseball, and the other players of the era, to simply give Griffey a free pass. That is all.
Bill Simmons attempted to make an all-star soccer team of American athletes whose skill sets lend themselves to the beautiful game. Tomorrow, I create the entire squad, possibly including substitutes if time permits. Keep it real out there in job-land, and keep a seat warm for me.
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